"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".©JOKEDEMO.COM
Lotto night comes and Tony still has no luck.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Once again, he prays...©JOKEDEMO.COM
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Tony is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Tony, meet me halfway on this. BUY A TICKET!!!"
