Top 20 ways to say your fly is unzipped©JOKEDEMO.COM

20. The cucumber has left the salad. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped...©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.