Top Fatal Things To Say To Pregnant Wife©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. "I finished the Oreo's." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. "y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the superbowl." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. "Get your *own* ice cream." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. "Got milk?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant... ©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."