Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "Eventually."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."