10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.Cats might bring you a dead mouse.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.