Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout"©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell."©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You have so much on your mind; you've forgotten how to pee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now