A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It was the maitre'd from the restaurant.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."