An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Why not?" he asks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."©JOKEDEMO.COM

She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."