A father picked up his 9-year-old daughter after school to take her home. On the way, they were stopped at a traffic light. The little girl looked out the window and saw two dogs humping.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Daddy," she asked, "what are those dogs doing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Not wanting to get into a discussion about the facts of life with his daughter at her tender age, and in a hurry to get through traffic to go home, her father replied, "Well, honey, the little dog on top must have hurt his feet on the hot cement, so the doggie underneath is just helping out by giving him a ride home. Okay?"?/p>

The little girl glanced back at the dogs, sighed, and said, "Isn't that just the way it always is. You try to help someone out, and they fuck you in the ass."