An old wild west fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Yumti-Bi laid down and put his ear to the ground... "Heap large -- war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white stallions. All have war paint...many many guns. Medicine man also with them." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, General," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..."