1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.©JOKEDEMO.COM
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.©JOKEDEMO.COM
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.©JOKEDEMO.COM
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.©JOKEDEMO.COM
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.©JOKEDEMO.COM
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.©JOKEDEMO.COM
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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