A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."