Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh dear, I'm sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Opened a can of peas instead."