Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"