For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."