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U S A vs Pakista Joke

Clinton came to Pakistan on a state visit. Mian Nawaz Sharif asked the city authorities to clean up the city. Clinton was shown around the city the way government was spending the US aid. However, he noticed people relieving themselves (pissing or shitting) on the roadside in several places.©JOKEDEMO.COM

At the end of the visit Clinton said to Nawaz that he would like more of the money spent towards the civic facilities so that people do not have to relieve themselves in public places.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Nawaz Sharif was annoyed. He decided that the next time he will go to USA and will embarrass the US president too. Next month Nawaz went to USA and spent one week in Washington.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Every time he went around with Clinton, he looked hard to find something that would embarrass Clinton. But he could not find any fault.But on the last day of the visit while Nawaz was being escorted back to airport from the Pakistani embassy, he saw someone pissing in a dark area of the street next to Pakistani embassy. He pointed out to Clinton: See, even in USA people do that. Clinton was very angry. He signaled to FBI agents who shot the roadside pisser immediately.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day Nawaz read in the newspapers in Islamabad: Pakistani ambassador shot dead in Washington!


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