The teacher instructs her third-grade class to give a three-syllable word and use it in a sentence©JOKEDEMO.COM

Several pupils raise their hands, including Dirty Johnny©JOKEDEMO.COM

The teacher passes right over him and chooses Sally.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Beautiful", says Sally. "My teacher is beautiful."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Why, thank you" the teacher says. "Anyone else?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, several hands, including Dirty Johnny's, are waving. The teacher chooses Mary.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wonderful", says Mary. "My teacher is wonderful."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again the teacher thanks her student and asks for another answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Reluctantly, she chooses Johnny.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Urinate" says Johnny.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Johnny" the teacher cries in shock.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Urinate" says Johnny again, "but if your tits were bigger, you'd be a ten."