Don't tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't give the same Valentine card you gave your partner last year.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't buy the wrong size/brand of anything.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't forget to wear clean underwear.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't tell your date you forgot your wallet again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't leave your date alone with your parents, flatmates or pet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't buy your partner household appliances for Valentine's Day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Don't club baby fur seals.