Valentine's Day Special - Valentines Pickup Lines©JOKEDEMO.COM

Legend has it that some of these lines work better after a couple ofdrinks...©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Nice shoes, want to go back to my pad?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: "Oh, I thought you were made inHeaven!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hi, I'm suffering from amnesia. do I come here often?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Do you have a twin sister? Cause I've seen you here before."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Were your parents thieves?" "No, why?""Because they must have stole thestars from the sky and put them in your eyes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell down out of heaven."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hello." Alternately try "Hi."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Didn't I go to school with you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Haven't you been in Cleo?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You must be my guardian angel?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hey, you have something on your lips." "What?" "Me!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Your hair looks nice. What kind of shampoo do you use?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Don't I know you from a past life?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I'd call herwhen I fell in love!!!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Do your feet hurt?" "No, why?""Cause you've been running through my mindall night."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Is your father a terrorist? Because you're da bomb!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's your star sign?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I've stopped lighting fires now."