A local reporter was interviewing locals about the various uses of vaseline. He knocked on a door, and a man answered in his bathrobe.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sir, could you tell me what you use vaseline for?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hmm...well, dry lips, dry skin, and, of course, sex."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sex?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, me and the missus put a little vaseline on the doorknob..."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yeah?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"And it keeps the kids out."