Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A few weeks later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"At least they're finally together."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Excuse me, Father," says one of her sons, "but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I mean her legs."