Taoism: Shit happens.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Confucianism: Confucious says, shit happens.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Hinduism: This shit happened before. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Native American: What is the medicine of shit? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Pantheism: It's all the same shit. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Atheism: I don't believe this shit. Agnosticism: What is this shit?
