A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman-- a practicing witch.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

In a panic, he sought the advice of a physician who examined the man and ran tests on the strange tissue. By now the bump was three inches long, and starting to take an oddly familiar shape.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What is this thing growing out of my head, Doctor?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"We've run every test we know to confirm the findings," he said gravely, "but they all tell us the same thing. The bump in your forehead is developing into a fully grown penis."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I can't believe this! Isn't there anything you can do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm afraid not. Removing it would kill you."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'll be a freak! No woman will come near me!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"There's more," said the Doctor.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You're going to experience vision problems."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Will I go blind, Doc?" said the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, you'll just have trouble seeing with testicles hanging in front of your eyes."