Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get out of their aircraft, take their scanners, and start exploring their surroundings. After walking for a while, they suddenly see a L.A.P.D. cop lying in the middle of the road.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the first alien says, "UX251, do you see the object on the ground?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes," answers the other, "what could it be?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I don't know, UX251, pass the scanner and see if we can retrieve some data on it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So they scan the object. "No data available, UZ11, what will we do now?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The alien thinks for a while, picks up the cap, and puts it on his head. "What could this object possibly be?" asks the other one. "I don't know you weirdo," says the alien, "but I sure feel like beating the crap out of you."