A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia's.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was. The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan."