A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What's it telling you now?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"
