1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. ''Now how did that get there?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''