A man was well inebriated, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two policemen pulled him over and demanded a sobriety test. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

They asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town.
They asked the man to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

But the man grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home.
He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, "If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I'm not home yet."
The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door.
Sure enough, it was the two policemen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn't home. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then they asked to check her garage. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Puzzled, she agreed. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She opened up the garage for them--and there sat the policemen's squad car, lights still flashing.