ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are bornand after they are dead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.©JOKEDEMO.COM

DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.©JOKEDEMO.COM

INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.©JOKEDEMO.COM

MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.©JOKEDEMO.COM

RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn.©JOKEDEMO.COM

SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.©JOKEDEMO.COM

TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.©JOKEDEMO.COM

TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.©JOKEDEMO.COM

YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WRINKLES:Something other people have.You have character