A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question -- to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The mathematician tries as well -- but the Devil instantly gets the answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!"