I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."©JOKEDEMO.COM

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Moral of the story?©JOKEDEMO.COM

The asshole is usually in charge.