A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious.and#32893; "You had better have an explanation."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Calm down, honey," the man replied.and#32893; "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What was that for?" he complained.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Your dog called last night."