The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, Is your Daddy home?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yes", whispered the small voice.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yes", came the answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"May I talk with her?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Again the small voice whispered, "No."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman"?©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me."