Why are you not married?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Here are some comebacks: ©JOKEDEMO.COM

You haven't asked yet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Because I just love hearing this question.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Just lucky, I guess.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It gives my mother something to live for.©JOKEDEMO.COM

My fiancand#33541;e is awaiting his/her parole.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It didn't seem worth a blood test.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.©JOKEDEMO.COM

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What? And lose all the money i've invested in running personal ads?©JOKEDEMO.COM

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why aren't you thin?©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Bonus reply for Single Mothers: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.