1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
( because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)©JOKEDEMO.COM

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...... it never happened)