An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"