There once was a toad who was a bit different than all the other toads in the neighborhood. You see, he had a yellow penis. Since he wanted to be like all the other toads, he decides to go to the local wizard. He says, ''Wizard, I wanna have a brown penis, just like all the other toads.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas, cuz I can't help you,'' says the wizard.
So the wizard gives him directions and the toad is on his way.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day, an elephant came in that had a pink penis, unlike all the other elephants, and he wanted the wizard to make it grey.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Once again, the wizard says, ''You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''How do I get there?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Oh, it's easy, just follow the yellow-dicked toad!!''