An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed, "What do you think we ought to do with it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."