HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam!©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
Polaroids.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
Nacho Cheese.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
Subordinate Clauses.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quattro Sinko.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because he's wearing his belt buckle on his hat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, "damn." A bad skydiver goes "damn," whack.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
Tame way, unique up on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.