"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong©JOKEDEMO.COM
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives." -- Rita Rudner©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." -- Dolly Parton©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." -- Wendy Liebman©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to." -- Erma Bombeck©JOKEDEMO.COM
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." -- Sue Grafton©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead." -- Sue Kolinsky©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I think -- therefore I'm single." -- Lizz Winstead©JOKEDEMO.COM
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug©JOKEDEMO.COM
"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill©JOKEDEMO.COM
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn
