A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. ''Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''You got in an argument with your boss.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Well, piss on him!!!'' said the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''You did. He fired you.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Well, screw him!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''I did.'' said his wife. ''You're back to work on Monday.''