"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70 year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on a toilet all day and nothing comes out!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Actually," said the 80 year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60 year-old.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock, no problem at all."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Nope! I have one every morning at 6:30."©JOKEDEMO.COM
With great exasperation, the 60 year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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