A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place...©JOKEDEMO.COM

She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He: "That's a morbid question!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She: "No, I really want to know."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He (pauses to think): "Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might remarry."©JOKEDEMO.COM

She: "Would she live in our house?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He: "Well, the mortgage is almost paid off - would you really expect me to move?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She: "Would she wear my mink coat?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He: "You know I paid $3,500 for that coat - would you really want me to sell it for a loss?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She: "Well, would she drive my BMW?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He: "No. Absolutely not. She doesn't know how to drive a stick shift!"