A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:©JOKEDEMO.COM

Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Officer: "The car is stolen?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Officer: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "Yes, sir."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:©JOKEDEMO.COM

Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "Sure. Here it is."©JOKEDEMO.COM

It was valid.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Captain: "Who's car is this?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The driver owned the car.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "No problem."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Trunk is opened; no body.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Driver: "Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!"