A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He makes an eagle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."