Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on a bench starts to ring. Sidney picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hello," says Sidney.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Honey, it's me," says a woman. "Are you at the club?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes," replies Sidney.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well I'm at the shopping mall," she says. "And I've found a beautiful leather coat. It's $450. Can I buy it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"OK, " says Sidney, "Go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Thanks," she replies. "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and had a close look at the 2004 models. I saw one that I really liked."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How much was it?" asks Sidney.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"$59,000," she replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"For that price," says Sidney, "I want it with all the options."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Great," she says. "Just one more thing. That house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $950,000 for it now."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sidney says, "Well then, go ahead and buy it, but don't offer more than $925,000."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"OK," she says, "I'll see you later. I love you."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Bye, I love you too," says Sidney and then hangs up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The other men in the locker room who heard all of this conversation are looking at Sidney in astonishment.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then Sidney shouts out aloud, "Does anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?"