-Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You keep more food than beer in the refrigerator.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You hear your favorite song on an elevator.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You watch the Weather Channel.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You're the one calling the police because those @#$%!# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You no longer take naps from noon till 6 pm!©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."©JOKEDEMO.COM
-90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.©JOKEDEMO.COM
-You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals and friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same.
