A newly-wed couple just got back from their honeymoon. The next day, after work, the man stopped at his parents place and ask his dad about the secret of a good marriage. His dad replied, "First of all, son, you have to show her who wears the pants in the house."©JOKEDEMO.COM
When he got back home, he enters without a word, no hello honey, no kisses, nothing. He goes straight to his bedroom, comes back out with a pair of pants. He looks at his wife and said, "Put those on now." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Looking at him, then at the pants she replies, "But honey, I can't put those on, they are too big for me." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You got that right women!" said the husband, firmly, "And don't you ever forget who wears the pants in this house". ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Without a word, she turns around, goes to the bedroom and comes out with a pair of dainty panties. She looks at him and said, "Put them on buddy."©JOKEDEMO.COM
He looks at her and sarcastically replied, "Are you crazy woman, you know damn well this is too small for me, I'll never be able to get in them."©JOKEDEMO.COM
With a big smirk on her face, she answered, "You got that right, big boy, and keep acting stupid like that, and you'll never get in them."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Submitted by: The Kid
