TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:©JOKEDEMO.COM
10. Your annual breast exam is at Hooter's.©JOKEDEMO.COM
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park".©JOKEDEMO.COM
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.©JOKEDEMO.COM
7. The only proctologist on the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.©JOKEDEMO.COM
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An Apple a Day."©JOKEDEMO.COM
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.©JOKEDEMO.COM
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges" is not a typographical error.©JOKEDEMO.COM
3. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."©JOKEDEMO.COM
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO...
1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
