You find yourself listening to talk radio.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The pattern on your shorts and couch match.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When jogging is something you do to your memory.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.©JOKEDEMO.COM
All the cars behind you flash their headlights.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You actually ASK for your father's advice.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You don't know how to operate a fax machine.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.
